n0=▀úσóK▀°X:/me lets # know that he's using ▀úσóK▀°XÖ -- Made By Deimus -- | /me says anyone can go get it in the P┼ú┼⌐δ | /me says the P┼ú┼⌐δ is http://www.mulberry.com/~burrows
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n2=Channel
n3=.Specific:/join #$$?="Enter a channel to join:"
n126=.Set Away:set %nick $me | set %away $$?="Enter Away Message:" | set %pager $upper($$?="Pager On/Off:") | set %messages $upper($$?="Messenger On/Off:") | nick $$?="Enter Away Nickname:" | ame is away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messenger: %messages | set %atime $ctime | join #Anti-Idle | .timer8 0 60 msg #Anti-Idle ▀úσóK▀°X [ Away ] Anti - Idle | set %mess 0 | .sound off | away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messenger: %messages
n127=.New Away:set %away $$?="Enter Your NEW Away Message:" | set %pager $upper($$?="Pager On/Off:") | set %messages $upper($$?="Messager On/Off:") | nick $$?="Enter Your NEW Away Nickname" | ame is now away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messages: %messages | away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messages: %messages
n128=.-
n129=.Set Back:nick %nick | away | ame is back from (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠). Been away since $asctime(%atime) for $duration($counter(%atime)) $+ . | unset %away %nick %atime | set %pager OFF | set %messages OFF | .timer8 off | .disable #away | echo 4 -a * You have %mess new message(s). | .sound on
n26=.Flip A Coin:/me ||*Coin flip*|| The coin is being flipped...call it in the air.. | /timer 1 10 /me flipped $read c:\Box\coin.txt
n27=.Cool Text
n28=..LeeT TaLKeR:leet $?="Enter Text"
n29=..aLtErNaTiNg CaPs:altcaps $?="Enter Text"
n30=.PC Jokes
n31=..Smash:/me takes his computer and smashes the hell out of it, accidentally hitting $$1 in the head too.
n32=..Any Key:/say I'm not saying there are stupid users but I often get /msg's from people who can't find the "ANY" key!
n33=..Virii
n34=...Adam & Eve:/say Adam & Eve Virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
n35=...Airline Virus:/say Airline Virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
n36=...Congressional #1:/say Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
n37=...Congressional #2:/say Congressional Virus: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
n38=...Elvis Virus:/say Elvis Virus: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs -- only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
n39=...Fed Bureaucrat:/say Federal Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
n40=...Forrest Dump:/say Forrest Gump Virus: Turns your PC into a dumb terminal.
n41=...Freudian Virus:/say Freudian Virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
n42=...Gov't Economist:/say Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
n43=...Mormon:/say Mormon Virus: Travels in pairs and converts your dead files to Temple ready format.
n44=...Ollie North:/say Ollie North Virus: Your printer to become a paper shredder.
n45=...PBS Virus:/say PBS Virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
n46=...Politcally Correct:/say Politcally Correct Virus: Never calls itself a virus, but instead refers to itself as an "Electronic Microorganism".
n47=...Ross Perot:/say Ross Perot Virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits.
n48=...Texas Virus:/say Texas Virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
n49=..Windows
n50=...Win 3.1
n51=....Solitare Game:/say Windows - A solitaire game.
n52=....3.1 Load:/say Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading.
n53=....3.1 Or Better:/say I read this brochure that said "Requires Windows 3.1 or better" so I bought a SUN workstation.
n54=...Win NT
n55=....Nice Try:/say Windows NT = Nice Try!
n56=....Wallet:/say Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty!
n57=The Bad
n58=.ShitKick:/me puts on his shit kicker boots. Lines up the ass of $$1 for impact.....and boots him so hard his kids grow up dizzy! At least I had the right boots on too.
n59=.Grenade:/me cooly draws his trusty thermo-nuclear grenade launcher when $$1 isn't looking. Then $me turns around and launches $$1 into dust particles!
n60=.Spray:/me whips out a can of 4,11 ALL NEW Lamer Spray and sprays this screen heavily. Then $$1 grabs his throat and gurgles for a while then chokes on his own vomit and dies.
n61=.Asshole:/me lets you know that you're a Grade " A " asshole. (_o_)
n62=.Rocket:/me takes out his concussion rocket launcher and hefts it on to his shoulder. $me then takes careful aim at $$1, then waits until $$1 turns around and launches him into space debris!
n63=.ForceField:/me sees that $$1 is being a lamer so he activates his high density force field equipped with motion sensors hooked up to auto-cannons. Suddenly a hair on $$1 twitches and the sensors pick him up and waste him!
n64=.TieFighters:/me notices $$1 forming a puny rebellion. So Lord $me organizes a assault of tie fighters to destroy $$1. 16,1 |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-|
n65=.Retard:/me sees that (=╫=| $$1 |=╫=) is being a retard. So $me lines up the firing squad and wastes $$1 into scrap meat.
n66=.Gundark:/me feels strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark......so $me decides to go kick the ass of $$1 all over this screen for a while.
n67=.Throw:/$$?="What Do You Want To Throw?" | /me feels mighty strong today. | /me decides to throw a $$! right at $$1 | /me nailed $$1 with that $$! and it made $me feel better.
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n69=Channels
n70=.Specific:/join #$$?="Enter a channel to join:"
n71=.-
n72=.#WareZ:/join #warez
n73=.#HTML:/join #html
n74=.#FreeWareZ:/join #freewarez
n75=.#Warez666:/join #warez666
n76=.#▀úσóK▀°X :/join #▀úσóK▀°X
n77=.#Canada:/join #Canada
n78=.#Ontario:/join #Ontario
n79=.#MapleLeafs:/join #MapleLeafs
n80=.#StarWars:/join #StarWars
n81=.#mIRC-Scripts:/join #mIRC-Scripts
n82=-
n83=Window
n84=.Font:/font
n85=.Clear:/clear
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n0=▀úσóK▀°X:/me lets # know that he's using ▀úσóK▀°XÖ --- Made by Deimus | /me says that you can go get it at http://www.mulberry.com/~burrows
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n2=Odd Jobs
n3=.Whois:/whois $$1
n4=.User Info:/uwho $1
n5=.-
n6=.Invite:/invite $$1 $$?="▀úσóK▀°X INVITER [ Enter Channel ]"
n7=.Mass Invite:/invite $$* $$?="▀úσóK▀°X MASS INVITER [ Enter Channel ]"
n54=..On:/enable #dice | msg # ▀úσóK▀°X 's Dice Game is ON , Type !roll <dice> d <sides> | halt
n55=..Off:disable #dice | msg # ▀úσóK▀°X 's Dice Game is now off | halt
n56=.-
n57=.Cool Text
n58=..LeeT TaLKeR:leet $?="Enter Text"
n59=..aLtErNaTiNg CaPs:altcaps $?="Enter Text"
n60=.PC Jokes
n61=..Smash:/me takes his computer and smashes the hell out of it, leaving debris all over $$1 and # .
n62=..Any Key:/say I'm not saying there are stupid users but I often get /msg's from people who can't find the "ANY" key!
n63=..Windows
n64=...Win 3.1
n65=....Solitare Game:/say Windows - A solitaire game.
n66=....3.1 Load:/say Windows95 will be released as soon as Windows 3.1 finishes loading.
n67=....3.1 Or Better:/say I read this brochure that said "Requires Windows 3.1 or better" so I bought a SUN workstation.
n68=...Win NT
n69=....Nice Try:/say Windows NT = Nice Try!
n70=....Wallet:/say Windows NT: Insert wallet into Drive A: and press any key to empty!
n71=..Virii
n72=...Adam & Eve:/say Adam & Eve Virus: Takes a couple of bytes out of your Apple.
n73=...Airline Virus:/say Airline Virus: You're in Dallas, but your data is in Singapore.
n74=...Congressional #1:/say Congressional Virus: The computer locks up, screen splits erratically with a message appearing on each half blaming the other side for the problem.
n75=...Congressional #2:/say Congressional Virus: Runs every program on the hard drive simultaneously but doesn't allow the user to accomplish anything.
n76=...Elvis Virus:/say Elvis Virus: Your computer gets fat, slow and lazy, then self-destructs -- only to resurface at shopping malls and service stations across rural America.
n77=...Fed Bureaucrat:/say Federal Bureaucrat Virus: Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of your computer.
n78=...Forrest Dump:/say Forrest Gump Virus: Turns your PC into a dumb terminal.
n79=...Freudian Virus:/say Freudian Virus: Your computer becomes obsessed with marrying its own motherboard.
n80=...Gov't Economist:/say Government Economist Virus: Nothing works, but all your diagnostic software says everything is fine.
n81=...Mormon:/say Mormon Virus: Travels in pairs and converts your dead files to Temple ready format.
n82=...Ollie North:/say Ollie North Virus: Your printer to become a paper shredder.
n83=...PBS Virus:/say PBS Virus: Your programs stop every few minutes to ask for money.
n84=...Politcally Correct:/say Politcally Correct Virus: Never calls itself a virus, but instead refers to itself as an "Electronic Microorganism".
n85=...Ross Perot:/say Ross Perot Virus: Activates every component in your system, just before the whole damn thing quits.
n86=...Texas Virus:/say Texas Virus: Makes sure that it's bigger than any other file.
n87=The Bad
n88=.Offence
n89=..ShitKick:/me puts on his shit kicker boots. Lines up the ass of $$1 for impact.....and boots him so hard his kids grow up dizzy! At least I had the right boots on too.
n90=..Grenade:/me cooly draws his trusty thermo-nuclear grenade launcher when all of # isn't looking. Then $me waits until $$1 turns around and launches $$1 into dust particles!
n91=..Spray:/me whips out a can of 4,11 ALL NEW Lamer Spray and sprays # heavily. Then $$1 grabs his throat and gurgles for a while then chokes on his own vomit and dies.
n92=..Asshole:/me lets # know that $$1 is an Grade " A " asshole. (_o_)
n93=..Rocket:/me takes out his concussion rocket launcher and hefts it on to his shoulder. $me then takes careful aim at $$1, then waits until $$1 turns around and launches him into space debris!
n94=..TieFighters:/me notices $$1 forming a puny rebellion. So Lord $me organizes a assault of tie fighters to destroy $$1. 16,1 |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-| |-o-|
n95=..Retard:/me sees that (=╫=| $$1 |=╫=) is being a retard. So $me lines up the firing squad and wastes $$1 into scrap meat.
n96=..Gundark:/me feels strong enough to pull the ears off a gundark......so $me decides to go kick the ass of $$1 all over # for a while.
n97=..Throw:/set %tmp = $$?="What Do You Want To Throw?" | /me feels mighty strong today. | /me decides to throw a $$! right at $$1 | /me nailed $$1 with that $$! and it made $me feel better.
n98=..Missile:/me prepares and arms my SSM-N-8 REGULUS cruise missile. | /me sees $$1 acting like a lamer so $me activates and launches! Death on impact is quick and efficient ......
n99=.Defence
n100=..Force Field:/me sees that $$1 is being a lamer so he activates his high density force field equipped with motion sensors hooked up to auto-cannons. Suddenly a hair on $$1 twitches and the sensors pick him up and waste him!
n106=..Fly Away:/me straps on my Allison J33-A-14 Turbojet Engine and blasts myself far away from $$1 and their lameness with 4,600 pounds of static thrust!
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n108=Voting
n109=.Vote On:if (%vote != on) { set %subject $$?="What to Vote On?" | set %rem $$?="Kick / Ban a subject? (y/n)" | if ((%rem = yes) || (%rem = Y)) { %rem = yes | set %votenick $$?="who" } | %vote = on | .timer 1 45 endvote | set %votechan # | vote } | else { echo 4 # Please let the last voting session end. | halt }
n110=.Vote Kick:if (%vote != on) { set %subject we should Kick and Ban | set %votenick $$1 | set %votechan # | %rem = yes | %vote = on | .timer 1 45 endvote | vote } | else { echo 4 # Please let the last voting session end. | halt }
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n0=▀úσóK▀°X
n1=▀úσóK▀°X:/me just wanted to say that I am using ▀úσóK▀°X mIRC script made by Deimus
n144=.Set Away:set %nick $me | set %away $$?="Enter Away Message:" | set %pager $upper($$?="Pager On/Off:") | set %messages $upper($$?="Messenger On/Off:") | nick $$?="Enter Away Nickname:" | ame is away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messenger: %messages | set %atime $ctime | join #Anti-Idle | .timer8 0 60 msg #Anti-Idle ▀úσóK▀°X [ Away ] Anti - Idle | set %mess 0 | .sound off | away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messenger: %messages
n145=.New Away:set %away $$?="Enter Your NEW Away Message:" | set %pager $upper($$?="Pager On/Off:") | set %messages $upper($$?="Messager On/Off:") | nick $$?="Enter Your NEW Away Nickname" | ame is now away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messages: %messages | away (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠) Pager: %pager Messages: %messages
n146=.-
n147=.Set Back:nick %nick | away | ame is back from (⌠┐⌠) 2 $+ %away $+ (⌠┐⌠). Been away since $asctime(%atime) for $duration($counter(%atime)) $+ . | unset %away %nick %atime | set %pager OFF | set %messages OFF | .timer8 off | .disable #away | echo 4 -a * You have %mess new message(s). | .sound on
